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The Calendar.

Conferences, meetups, workshops and demo days worth your weekend.

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Apr 14

2025

India Fintech Summit 2025

500+ attendees. 40+ speakers. 12 people claiming to be 'disrupting banking'.

📍 Mumbai

PAID
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Apr 22

2025

VC Networking Night - Delhi

Free event. Someone will ask for your deck in the first 5 minutes.

📍 Delhi

FREE
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May 3

2025

Fundraising Masterclass

How to pretend revenue is a vanity metric for 90 minutes.

📍 Online

FREE
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May 10

2025

Startup Demo Day - BLR

20 startups. 19 AI wrappers. 1 actual product.

📍 Bangalore

PAID