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FINTECHCross-border payments startup closes Series B
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LENDINGNBFC gets RBI nod. First hire: 200 sales people.
Product? We'll figure it out.
₹80 CrSeries A · Mar 2025
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D2CD2C footwear brand raises Series A at premium valuation
Investors cite 'strong unit economics' and repeat-purchase rates.
₹15 CrSeries A · Feb 2025
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